I HAD to laugh at Bob Geldof’s sartorial rant at crowds at a family-friendly music festival.

He mocked them for wearing “f****** Primark” when he reckoned his band had made an effort to look suitably rock and roll for the occasion.

Smart, Bob? Sorry, but the mock snakeskin suit and straggly hair never came close to that word. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him looking anything other than bedraggled.

In any case, those were people who’d paid to see him perform. In my book, they can wear what they want – he’s the one who should dress up.