YOU don’t have to be the Naked Rambler to expose the good and bad bits that Nature gave you in public.

The recent spells of good weather have brought out some very interesting sights around the Bolton area. Who knew that so many large men owned equally large pairs of shorts? Or that so many people plainly don’t either own a mirror or ever glance backwards into it for the rear view?

Some of us aren’t quite ready for this mass public emergence of other people’s wobbly bits. What looks fine in the back garden really doesn’t work in Tesco.