SOMEONE please save us from the ridiculous fuss and froth that we’ve been forced to endure surrounding Pippa Middleton’s wedding!

Just because she is the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister does not mean the majority of people in this country are interested in her wedding to multi-millionaire hedge fund manager James Matthews - however many Spitfire fly-pasts and costly trimmings are involved.

In the event, it was all simply over-hyped, over-done, over-exposed and, thankfully, over.

Just settle down into rich married life, please Pippa, and don’t bother us again with the remote minutiae of an obviously vacuous lifestyle. Frankly, we don’t care.