MR Billy P is in danger of sparking another major controversy with his letter about me in Monday’s edition (Lighten up on humour).

He prompts the burning question: “Is it ‘Chips & Fish’ or, as I would suggest, ‘Fish & Chips’?”

Failure to quickly resolve this issue could result in open warfare between Bolton and Daisy Hill.

Perhaps our local MPs could step in to mediate in this row? They seem to have plenty of time on their hands lately.

Paul Richardson Ripon Close Little Lever