WHAT an unexpected treat to read of John Macleod's recent op. I myself have just undergone a full frontal lobotomy, which is why I found myself reading this article. I am keen to share my experiences with your readers, and have written a pithy account, replete with medical arcana, of some 2000 words. Could you please advise me of the fee I can expect?

P J Kelly,

105 Glasgow Road, Paisley.

March 2.