WE tend to get a little over-excited when it’s sunny.
It’s so rare that we get good weather that all sorts of strange behaviour reveals itself.
Here are some clichés that you will definitely see in Bolton:
1. Hordes of people spending their lunch breaks soaking up the rays on the Town Hall steps
2. Refusing to put on sun cream in an unhealthy bid to make the most of the two days of summer we normally get
3. Then getting burnt, immediately
4. Buying a rubbish disposable barbecue and eating slightly burnt sausages in Queens Park or up Rivington
5. Sitting in or desperately wanting to be in a beer garden. Click here for a pick of Bolton's
6. Daytime drinking. Just, copious amounts of daytime drinking
7. The air conditioning in your office will inevitably pack in
8. Kids playing in the fountains, if some joker hasn't put washing up liquid in them
9. You'll see all shapes and sizes of bodies on display, whether you want to or not
10. People complaining that it’s too hot. As Peter Kay once said: "It's summer, have a Solero and shut the f*** up!”
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