WE asked fans to write a 10-word match report on Wanderers’ 2-1 defeat to Blackpool… And we got plenty of replies.
After reviewing the lot we picked out a top 20 - and for the first time, we're awarding a 'top tweet' stamp to our favourite of the lot.
Better but nine defeats in eleven games says it all.
— Ian Firth (@SuperWhiteSmurf) February 26, 2020
As the D:Ream song goes, things can only get better
— Mark Boyd (@4everBWFC) February 26, 2020
Hill masterminding more of a train wreck than a rollercoaster
— Heaton White (@WhiteHeaton) February 26, 2020
To expect your team to lose every match is painful
— Anita Stokes (@anita2203) February 26, 2020
Saddest thing, i don't feel disappointed when we lose anymore
— David Crompton (@crompton_bwfc) February 26, 2020
I prefer Haiku for such contemplation -
— Hezzle (@AlexHezzle) February 26, 2020
Troubled wintertime
All broken, poor Bolton falls
shattered by the Hill.
Don't @ me (this may not be a Haiku)
Extremely bitter with a brief respite,
— Chris McKeown (@TheChrisMcKeown) February 26, 2020
weather was bad too
Patience in this squad and manager has finally run out.
— Damon Hesford (@damonbwfc) February 26, 2020
Bolton Wanderers do a Bolton Wanderers once again in Blackpool
— Joe Oldfield (@joeoldfield2000) February 26, 2020
Blackpool had the worst 2020 record - they won - says everything
— Andrew Platt (@aydeepee) February 26, 2020
I went to bingo instead and I had more fun.
— Leanne (@FootyWithLea) February 26, 2020
This one's not Keith's fault. Players shirking responsibility, once again.
— Matthew Armitage (@Armitage93) February 26, 2020
First half Bolton make poor Blackpool look like world beaters.
— Joseph Gibbons (@JoeBillGibbo) February 26, 2020
The fans would have had more amusement in the arcades
— Woody (@FredsCap) February 26, 2020
Will Hill get the time to try 532 again - hopefully
— Ian Rowbottom (@IanRowboti04) February 26, 2020
I'm counting '532' as one word!
Oh I don't like to be beside the sea side!
— Ged Sherlock (@GedSherlock1) February 26, 2020
Keith, you might know your onions but unfortunately that’s shallot
— Josh (@Josh_M_Simmons) February 26, 2020
Oh... oh... bugger... oh... ohh... oh... ohhhh... LIMBS!!!!!!!... wait.... awwwwwh......
— LifeofRiley (@CapnTone) February 26, 2020
Only Bolton could score 89th minute equaliser and still lose
— Callum Grundy (@GrundyCallum) February 26, 2020
To be or not to be...not to be, again.
— Andrew Bateson (@andy89baba) February 26, 2020
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