OH-oh! Trouble is on the horizon for Sir Paul McCartney from the wife he always insisted was not a gold-digger.

Now Macca and Heather Mills are getting divorced and she has turned down a "quickie" £30 million settlement, it looks like she's going to court for a bigger slice of his £825 million fortune. Expect huge baskets of dirty laundry to be publicly washed if it does, and a likely worrying tussle over little Beatrice. The warring couple, however, will definitely learn a very simple fact of divorce: the only winners are the lawyers.