IT looks like the Government is losing its fight against obesity, judging from an advert outside an employment agency in Bolton.

But when you ban school sports days and sell all our playing fields it's only to be expected that people are going to get fatter.

I doubt there will be any shortage of applicants. After all, if you weigh seven-and-a-half tonnes, you're going to want a sit-down job.

And it goes without saying it'll be a permanent position. Just try moving him.