THE Posh and Becks saga looks set to run and run.

At the risk of boring readers, two final thoughts.

One: I can't believe that even Victoria would be insensitive enough to hurry forward a record release date to capitalise on all the dubious publicity.

Two: all those stars in place of the rude words in the alleged text messages are fine, but am I the only person who can't find the right words to fit all the spaces?

So far, I've got Becks saying "I want to feel your nose" and Rebecca replying "U have a wonderful liver."