WHO'D have thought it! Demure cake-maker Jane Asher has not only turned into a star in what looks like Crossroads -- The Director's Cut, with all its steamy plots and bedroom activity. But she's also a mature head turner.

She looked gorgeous at the Brits with her husband cartoonist Gerald Scarfe.

I'm hoping that she's had extensive cosmetic surgery because, as a contemporary, I don't look anywhere near that good.