My name is Danielle Penny Lowe. I will be five years of age on June 27. My mummy has a new baby called Thomas and he looks like me. I help to look after him and I love him lots. Here are two jokes for you:-

Q. Why do Polar Bears not eat Penguins?

A. They can't get the wrappers off.

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You're too young to smoke.

Love Danielle

xxx