FOOTBALL Focus producers sent out a film crew this week to shoot some footage of a barber sharpening his cut-throat razor and whipping a mug of shaving cream.

Clearly someone at the BBC is more confident of Wanderers' survival prospects than Mark Lawrenson, who has agreed to have his moustache shaved off if they beat the drop.

As one insider said: "Lawro's 'tache is on borrowed time."