IT'S stressful being a Bolton fan, I cannot seem to rest,

I do get so frustrated when they don't play at their best.

It always makes me angry when they go a goal behind,

They just can't get to win a game when other results aren't kind.

It's stressful being a Bolton fan, one never can predict,

From week to week we never know which side that Sam has picked.

They've had so many injuries, one has to start to doubt,

To what they do in training, as there's always someone out.

It's stressful being a Bolton fan, when will the suffering end ?

They need to climb that table and find a winning blend.

But now they're in the bottom three the stress becomes too much,

Especially when supporters see their heroes out of touch.

It's stressful being a Bolton fan, but I feel so insecure,

I find myself agreeing when other say they're poor.

As long as they are scoring goals the future just depends,

It's down to all the rear guard, and how the whites defend.

It's stressful being a Bolton fan, I hope they don't go down,

My summer will be ruined, my sorrows I'll have to drown.

I'd have to change my digital dish from Sky to ITV,

I don't think I could take no more, that is the end of me.

Dennis Swift,

Bolton