Have you had an accident
Within the last two year?
Perhaps out in the garden
Or to do with your career?
We will come to the rescue,
Our motto --"no win, no fee".
Be it a broken fingernail,
Or graze upon the knee.
There is always someone we can sue,
Someone to take the blame.
We got ten thousand for Mrs J's lad,
Who fell off a climbing frame.
And also Mr Sniddleton.
When stoned right out of mind,
Fell into an empty grave,
And took three days to find.
We got for him six thousand,
It's such an utter disgrace,
That grave, dug in the graveyard,
Was in such a silly place.
So ring us now on One One One,
Yes, ring without delay.
We do not care whose fault it was,
We will make somebody pay.
Ray Taylor
Adrian Road
Bolton
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