WE have all done it, ladies - had a “do” on after work that requires a bit of tarting up in the loos.
The night before we get everything ready – the undies, the deodorant and don’t forget the shoes.
With said shoes and accessories in the car, I smugly set off for the office last week, looking forward to a big media bash at the spectacular Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool.
The boss was driving and planned a 5.15pm departure.
After a hectic day, I popped my head around his door at 4.50pm and said: “I am just going to get changed.”
And then lightning bolt. With a horrible realisation, I knew I had forgotten my frock.
I could picture where it was – hanging over the wardrobe door at home 18 miles away.
There were literally gasps from my female colleagues – there but for the grace of God go I! – and then their “What are you going to do” questions.
It took about five minutes to collect my thoughts and from then on it really was a blur.
I had to buy a replacement dress.
The time was 4.56pm.
Our office is a good five minute sprint to Debenhams – I timed it. Once in the store, slightly out of breath, (okay gasping for breath) I picked up a black clingy affair, knowing it would not a) fit me or b) suit me.
But I was a desperate woman. I then spied a black and white geometric patterned dress, a bit '60s.
I grabbed it in two sizes, legged it to the changing room, got stuck in the clingy affair (it was too tight) and then tried the '60s one. It fitted. I could “dress it up” with accessories.
I paid for it, sprinted back to the office and arrived as the town hall clock struck 5.15pm.
I didn’t have time to change so once at the venue I dashed to the loos, did a quick transformation, threw on some accessories and hey presto, I didn’t stick out like a sore thumb.
So ladies, if you fancy a bit of keep fit and thrive on pressure, leave that LBD at home. It cuts out hours of faffing. It’s the way to go!
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