IN these boring days of efficient football, you long for a team full of flamboyant players.

Just imagine a side featuring Pele, Best and Wright-Phillips.

Well, there is one at Southampton.

Unfortunately, the Pele is a Portuguese defender, Best's christian name is Leon and the Wright-Phillips is Shaun's brother Bradley.

But if you can't have the best team, have a team that sounds like the best.

I understand there is no truth in the rumours that they will be going for Charlie Ronaldinho, Bobby Eusabio and Harry Zidane in the summer.