IS it any wonder Norwich City are bottom of the league when they can't tell the difference between Lofty the Lion and Bolton's players?

The daftest story of the week was the Canaries players demanding Lofty change his shorts and socks last Saturday because they were the same colour as Wanderers players were wearing.

They complained the kit clash made Lofty indistinguishable from the Bolton players, even though he was wearing a different coloured shirt - and a giant lion's head!