HELL'S Kitchen certainly does not show Gordon Ramsay in a wonderful light as he curses mightily throughout the daily live programmes.

But it shows the celebrities as generally far worse. Only a handful have any sort of work ethic while some, like disgraced athlete Dwain Chambers, look hopeless. A kitchen is a place of hard work, and it's painful to watch these delicate little flowers getting their hands dirty and their egos bruised.

PS: My money's on Al Murray to win -- he's the only one humble enough to stand the abuse.