THE British Medical Association will not be using antiques expert David Dickinson and his wife Lorne in their "pale is best" campaign.

The mahogany duo were pictured at the Bafta Television Awards this week, looking dapper and lively -- and very tanned.

He didn't win an award, although I think it would be fairer if they both won a prize. No, not for Services To The Sunbed Industry, but the Hope For Elderly Hair Under Pressure award -- known as an "HEH, UP" -- a fair reflection of their startling coiffeur excellence.