Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: Knock knock
A: Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke
Q: What did the man say when he fell off a train?
A: Hard lines!
Q: What does a swamp monster like for tea?
A: Beings on toast
Q: What do you get when you cross a sandals and a banana skin?
A: A pair of slippers
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper
Q: What is the smelliest game in the world?
A: Ping pong
Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you call a fairy that never washes?
A: Tinker-smell!
Q: Where do ponies go when they are sick?
A: To the horse-pital!
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