MY six-year-old son, Joe, is a real character. The other day he said to me: "Mummy, I feel really sorry for Jesus."

"Why?" I asked.

He said: "Because the Three Wise Men must be skint. 'Cos all he ever gets for Christmas is gold, frankincense and myrrh, and he gets that every year!"

What a sense of humour he has. Watch out, Jasper Carrot!

Alison Henderson

Bentley Court

Farnworth