Sticky There was a bloke called Sticky,

Who would sit and moan all day.

If anybody mentioned work,

He'd cry and faint away.

A whinge about no money,

Or the rising cost of food.

But if his wallet had to open,

It would put him in a mood.

He lived just like a miser,

And never offered aid.

He would never take on any task,

If it wasn't richly paid.

Old Sticky sits at home now,

And sings the same old song.

No one listens any more though,

As he groans the whole day long. By Mr A Begg

Belvoir Street, Bolton

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