A Alice has lovely curly hair,

B Bessie chops hers off and doesn't care.

C Clare has a pony tail,

D Doris always looks as if she has been out in a gale.

E Edna just prefers a plait,

F Flora says "you can't beat that."

G Gertie's hair looks as if it's been cut with a knife and fork,

H Hilda's rubbed with a piece of fatty pork.

I Irene her hair is jet black,

J Jean's hair is always combed right back.

K Kathy's style is one in a million,

L Lillian covers her with a helmet to ride pillion.

M May has a bun,

N Nora too, and says it's easily done.

O Olive does not really care,

P Polly chooses colour and steaks her hair.

Q Queenie's is piled high and needs to be seen,

R Rosie is waiting for a perm and will glad when she has been.

S Sally has gone bald because of a germ,

T Tessa says she likes a fringe,

U Una has a trim and singe.

V Vera is always very tidy and right,

W Winnie has shampoo and set every Friday night,

XYZ Nothing more to write,

So I'll let this end with Friday night By Mrs L Walton

Broadway

Farnworth

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