A thousand cooks on TV do try,

With exotic dishes to catch our eye.

The jaded palate cries out each day

For some new concoction with which to play.

Mangetout with tarragon makes me wince

While for after there's plums in quince.

Whatever happened to lamb chops,

Followed by rhubarb with cream that clots.

We're in an escapist world of fast food

With chicken vindaloo in silver tray on which to brood.

If we're not careful, we'll have to emigrate

To plainer cultures to regurgitate! By Ian Platt

Thornton Avenue

Heaton

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