A STORM is brewing in Spain for former Manchester United boss David Moyes because he can’t find a decent cup of tea.

The Scot has been gasping since taking over at Real Sociedad – but I put it to you, readers, that this is not a new problem.

At Old Trafford Kagawa wasn’t his cup of tea, Zaha wasn’t his cup of tea, Nani wasn’t his cup of tea...

Jose Mourinho was in a stinking mood in his pre-match press conference for Chelsea’s game against Villa. It is remarkable how many people took Perez Hilton being evicted from Celebrity Big Brother to heart.

I’ve heard about players being the first name on the team-sheet but surely Darren Fletcher is the first one to stay that way after he left the club?

Apparently Louis van Gaal errantly named the Scot on the bench for United’s FA Cup win over Cambridge before crossing it out and scribbling Ashley Young’s name instead.

A replica LA Galaxy home shirt with Steven Gerrard’s name and number eight on it will set you back a whopping £118 over the pond. For that kind of money you can wait until the end of the season and buy 15 Mario Balotelli shirts from the bargain bin in the Liverpool club shop.

Ishmael Miller signed for Huddersfield from Blackpool after quite a contract tussle.

Initially Huddersfield asked Blackpool to let him go, but Blackpool said no, they would not let him go.

Huddersfield again said: "let him go." But Blackpool replied "Ishmael Miller? We will not let him go.”

And so on.

A Canadian university is offering a course in Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo.

This follows Staffordshire University’s module in David Beckham studies, making you wonder what passes for an education these days.

My university degree was inspired by George Best and Paul Merson. At least I think it was.

Jack Wilshere is in trouble again, this time after his girlfriend posted a picture on social media in which he is seen holding a shisha pipe during a night out.

I’m trying to recall the last time he wasn’t caught in possession.

Personally, I think he should be fined more for wearing a baseball cap backwards. Jack, you’re from Stevenage, not Compton.

Harry Redknapp quit his job at QPR because of an upcoming operation.

Presumably he has spent quite a lot of time on his knees praying he doesn’t get the boot this last few months.